So back when I had zero readers, I posted about my car. Well the other day I experienced a pivotal moment in every driver's life: my first flat tire!
I looked at my first ever flat and knew that I had no idea what to do. Obviously I wasn't going to fix it. So I tried to find a man to fix it, but there were no men home.
So I just got the next best thing, a lesbian. My mom's girlfriend Paula tried to fix it.
But she couldn't unscrew the lug nuts (?). Luckily my brother's friend Alex happened to stop by so he tried.
And he could do it with one hand.
But then the car needed to be elevated to pull the flat tire off and we ran into some trouble there.
He didn't know where to put the jack. So he tried like 398 times.
Finally I got tired of waiting. Luckily, I've played just about every Final Fantasy game ever so I remembered some of the magic skills I picked up from the games.
And the car floated off the ground so we could pull the tire off.
So luckily, I found a secret compartment in the trunk of my car. Good thing my trunk is always completely empty!
We used the tire from the top secret compartment and finished the job!
Since then I put some air in the new tire and now everything is back to normal. I guess I was pretty lucky I got my first flat right in front of my house! I always was afraid I'd get it in the middle of nowhere and have no idea how to fix it. But at least now I know-
Alright, I still don't really know how to do it... but overall, this was a pretty OK flat tire experience in my book!