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Thursday, December 02, 2010

No Boundariez: Two of a Kind

While Enrico and Josh planned the next step in their rise to the top, they were given some help from their superstar manager, Michelle. She sent the boys the following e-mail:

Hello boys,

So I was thinking - one way for you two to be famous is to have your own television show. Like those b*tches on Disney and Nickelodeon. From there it's just a hop, skip and a jump to movies, a recording deal, a clothing line at Wal-Mart and world domination. I've come up with a theme song (based on the old Patty Duke Show theme song, which you are too young to know [me too, for that matter. Thank God]).

Now go make me money!

-Michelle M.

Enrico is tender and demure,

His spirit's bright, his heart is pure.

But Josh walks on the wild side,

His life is just one big joyride.

What a crazy pair.

But they're bloggers,

Identical bloggers all the way.

One pair of matching bookends,

Different as night and day.

Enrico might be the one for me,

He's oh-so-sweet, and has R.P.

But maybe Josh should be the one,

He talks with Z's, he's so much fun.

What a quandary.

Still they're bloggers,

Identical bloggers and you'll find,

They laugh alike, they walk alike,

At times they even talk alike.

You can lose your mind.

When bloggers are two of a kind.

With a catchy theme song, would the boys be able to get their own reality show, even better than The Simple Life?!

13 comments:

Mel said...

Michelle M. needs a show of her own. She totally rocks.

Garret said...

LOVE the photos.

Tam said...

OMG. Brilliant is the only word to describe that. Super job Michelle and they are SURE to get a show with that kind of promo behind them. I think I love them as Thing 1 and Thing 2 the best.

mikey said...

Love this like....lots

Jere Keys said...

You look so cute in picture #3. You guys should totally go dancing dressed like that.

Craig said...

OMG I love it! Michelle M is amazing! You guys are okay too...

Paul said...

Love the Wonder Twins Pic!

adam said...

Please have Michelle give P!nk a call to see if she'll record the theme. Or Ke$ha.

Do you LOVE it?

john said...

ZOMG! Michelle, you are too freaking funny! I seriously miss Richard Parker, I got a little choked up when I saw him. Josh as Zorro was GENIUS! Enrico, your "dum" tattoo was a surprise, I didn't think you were that built under all those hoodies. My favorite pic is Enrico with Brittney. That expression is fantastic.

Chris D. said...

Nice photos. Josh is a good smiler. Enrico looks good in a sweater vest. With every photo montage you get a little more famous!

Michelle M. said...

You two are Stahz!! I'm going to be richer than Oprah!

Polt said...

I think the photo of them as the girls from The Shining will give me nightmares....although I previously may or may not have thought of Enrico slathered with ice cream.

Wonder Twins powers...ACTIVATE!

Awesome job as always! :)

Ray Avito said...

Michelle never fails to amaze and amuse. This is really great.