So I was thinking - one way for you two to be famous is to have your own television show. Like those b*tches on Disney and Nickelodeon. From there it's just a hop, skip and a jump to movies, a recording deal, a clothing line at Wal-Mart and world domination. I've come up with a theme song (based on the old Patty Duke Show theme song, which you are too young to know [me too, for that matter. Thank God]).
Now go make me money!
His spirit's bright, his heart is pure.
But Josh walks on the wild side,
His life is just one big joyride.
What a crazy pair.
But they're bloggers,
Identical bloggers all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Enrico might be the one for me,
He's oh-so-sweet, and has R.P.
But maybe Josh should be the one,
He talks with Z's, he's so much fun.
What a quandary.
Still they're bloggers,
Identical bloggers and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike.
You can lose your mind.
When bloggers are two of a kind.
With a catchy theme song, would the boys be able to get their own reality show, even better than The Simple Life?!