There are some peeps who don’t deserve the fame that they revel in (Lady GaGa, Ne-Yo, Barbra Streisand) while others never see the fame that they deserve (Vanessa Carlton, Ali Lohan, Rhonetta). It’s been scientifically proven that Josh and Enrico fall into this second category. They have charisma, cutting wit, blindingly good looks, and talents that put Jordin Sparks to shame. Yet somehow, they’ve remained under the pop culture radar for 23/21 years. Well that is all about to change. They’re taking their destinies by the throat, eye, and knucklebone.
A few months ago, after watching their favorite horror movie, Josh and Enrico realized that if they didn’t get famous soon, their pathetic lives would be dragged to hell (not in a good way).
So the two soon-to-be starlets put on their thinking caps and made a list of the prerequisites of becoming a superstar.
As Enrico learned from Paris, you can never wear the same thing twice! Since the local Dolce & Gabbana, Prada and Gucci were closed, Enrico headed to the hub of the fashion world in Ewing, NJ.
They decided to learn the ways of fame and fortune from some experts, so they bought two critically-acclaimed books from Nobel Peace Prize finalists.
Josh practiced writing his autograph for his (at the moment) only adoring fans.
Enrico took some pointers from his favorite starlets and learned how to properly exit a vehicle.
And Josh learned how to go out in public and shield himself from the venomous lens of the stalkarazzi.
After a long day of hard work, Josh and Enrico checked TMZ.com to see if they were famous yet….
But when nary a shot of their gorgeous mugs blessed the world wide web, they realized what they had been missing all along.
So they called their favorite person in el mundo to see if she would be willing to take on the glamorous, yet exhausting job of being manager to the world’s hottest rising stars.