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Friday, February 05, 2010

No Boundariez: Let The Flames Begin

There are some peeps who don’t deserve the fame that they revel in (Lady GaGa, Ne-Yo, Barbra Streisand) while others never see the fame that they deserve (Vanessa Carlton, Ali Lohan, Rhonetta). It’s been scientifically proven that Josh and Enrico fall into this second category. They have charisma, cutting wit, blindingly good looks, and talents that put Jordin Sparks to shame. Yet somehow, they’ve remained under the pop culture radar for 23/21 years. Well that is all about to change. They’re taking their destinies by the throat, eye, and knucklebone.

A few months ago, after watching their favorite horror movie, Josh and Enrico realized that if they didn’t get famous soon, their pathetic lives would be dragged to hell (not in a good way).

So the two soon-to-be starlets put on their thinking caps and made a list of the prerequisites of becoming a superstar.

As Enrico learned from Paris, you can never wear the same thing twice! Since the local Dolce & Gabbana, Prada and Gucci were closed, Enrico headed to the hub of the fashion world in Ewing, NJ.

They decided to learn the ways of fame and fortune from some experts, so they bought two critically-acclaimed books from Nobel Peace Prize finalists.

Josh practiced writing his autograph for his (at the moment) only adoring fans.

Enrico took some pointers from his favorite starlets and learned how to properly exit a vehicle.

And Josh learned how to go out in public and shield himself from the venomous lens of the stalkarazzi.

After a long day of hard work, Josh and Enrico checked TMZ.com to see if they were famous yet….

But when nary a shot of their gorgeous mugs blessed the world wide web, they realized what they had been missing all along.


So they called their favorite person in el mundo to see if she would be willing to take on the glamorous, yet exhausting job of being manager to the world’s hottest rising stars.

TO BE CONTINUED...

23 comments:

Adam said...

Greatest post ever, i can't wait for the next part of the saga. I'm going to start stalking you and taking photos from the bushes. (As if I don't do that already...) I love how u get outa the car -- and are you 2 in bed together?? A sex tape would be a wonderful way to become famous...

Polt said...

I was gonna make some comment about how I read the same book as josh, and I was gonna say something about wanting a photo of you guys with your thinking caps on...

BUT, then I got to the last photo, and I can do nothing but SQUEE and scream the following like a 14 year old girl at a Twilight movie:

Is that Michelle M.????? OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!!!! You just KNOW everything's gonna be ten times as cool if Michelle M's involved!!!!

HUGS...
(and boy, if it ain't her, I'm just crawl into a corner here and die of embarrassement)

Adam said...

O
M
G

If that is Michelle M -- it's like a LOST twist ending! AWESOME, simply AWESOME.

john said...

I know exactly who that is in the photo, but I won't say who and why I know.

The second photo is proof that Josh should try modeling and that Enrico makes *the* best facial expressions.

And Enrico exiting the car made me totally snort! Absolutely genius!

Mel said...

Ooooh, I can hardly stand the suspense. :-D

Fo' realz, Goodwill is a great place to go shopping if you're a rock star. I once saw Paul Westerberg at the Goodwill in St. Paul. Parked right behind his rock star van, even.

David said...

Genius. Even though I knew this was in the works, I am still blown away by teh awesomeness. Can't wait to see the next installment!!

that's J-O-S-H said...

Jeebuz! You and I are so handsome/funny/smart. And we're brilliant writers/bloggers [see: dis entry]. I can't wait for us to become even MORE famoso!

Joshrico > everything else in da world combined

hoteltuesday said...

Adam: We'll keep that in mind.

Polt: If that IS Michelle M., the quality of these entries will skyrocket, I'm sure.

john: Josh should be a model and I make interesting faces?! THANKS A LOT!

Mel: Goodwill is a good place to go shopping whether you're famous or not! I've gotten so many records and books for $1 or less!

David: Knowing me, you better be prepared to wait for the next installment :)

Josh: We are way better than tomato sac.

Garret of Jim and Garret said...

You rock! What a great post! I laughed out loud several times. My other half thought I was strange but now it's confirmed.

Jake said...

I. Love. This.

The only thing that would make these pictures better would be if I were there.

Tam said...

You have the car exit strategy down to a science. Brilliant post. I can't wait or the magnificent manager to work her magic. You guys will be on TMZ every night soon. I just know it.

john said...

Oh stop being so sensitive. You already know how to smile with your eyes, you can teach Josh some techniques because you already know how to model. Plus, don't you want to be a famous poet/professor?

that's J-O-S-H said...

John: Gee thanks John! Howabout both Josh AND Enrico are gorgeous (winged) creatues that should be models?!?!

bourgtai said...

People don't want something different, they want something that's been around for decades, but that they can think is edgy because it's packaged in a new way and more sexualized than it was in times past. Case in point: Ninja Turtles slash fiction... I mean, T-pain.

hoteltuesday said...

Garret: Laughing at Joshrico isn't strange; it's encouraged in fact!

Jake: If you have any skillz that can help us get famous, you could pop up in an entry...

Tam: With our amazing manager, I have faith. And if we don't make it on TMZ, maybe we can just appear on someone else's blog or something.

john: POET/PROFESSOR?! Snooze city. FAME!!!!!

bourgtai: And Lady GaGa thinking she's the new Madonna?!

Ryan said...

Josh: It's hard to avoid paparazzi by moseying.

Justin said...

Très très drôle, comme toujous, mes amis. :-) As usual, boys, brilliumpt, and more than just larious. HIGH-larious. The highest form of high-larious in fact. :D

What I am *par-TIC-ularly* impressed by, however, is the way you managed to travel in time for this post to the summer [feat. green grass and shorts] for the pix.

As for Adam's suggestion. Now. While I certainly would *prefer* a sex tape, I think Lily Allen made it quite clear that all you have to do to get famous is take your clothes off. I presume that this is what we can all look forward to for the next installment [feat. Adam, Uncle Polt, and myself in the bushes]?

hoteltuesday said...

Ryan: We're like Lindsay Lohan... We 'avoid' paparazzi by going to famous restaurants that the papz swarm...

Justin: CAN YOU READ OR WHAT?
"A FEW MONTHS AGO, after watching their favorite horror movie..." And it wasn't summer. It was October.

Justin said...

Enrico: *facepalm* Ok!! I missed that part! I can't read!

*quickly changes the subject* Are you guys going to get naked or not?

(And since when was October so green?)

that's J-O-S-H said...

Justerz: Since this past October. :)

Craig said...

This is amazing. Can't wait till the next part!

Chris D. said...

Very cool post!

Enrico's looking a little bit buff in that fist photo.

I thought that last photo was Michelle M., but now I am wondering if it is really john in a wig. ;)

I am looking forward to the continuation of the saga.

Nathan V said...

Holy shiz, you guys are awesome.