And last Saturday, it finally happened!
I hopped on a bus (at Port Authority with a dream and my cardigan?) and headed to one of my favorite places: New York City aka Nueva Nueva.
Oh, and Josh came with me too!
When we arrived in the city, we texted some of the others to get directions to the karaoke joint. Oddly enough, nobody answered us.... So we just walked around (in the wrong direction) and then FINALLY found the place!As soon as we entered the room, the others began talking.
This is what I overheard:Jere: Ugh. I was hoping they'd get lost.
Dave S.: Who invited them?
Jere: Right? Now we can't even go to a bar cause that short one is like 15 years old.
Josh and I ignored those harsh words and turned our attention to Craig, who said he was dedicating his next song to us.
He then sang the classic pop song "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo.When Josh y yo refused to leave, everyone beat us up. Chris grabbed the camera to record the brutal attack.
Then everyone watched the video over and over and laughed louder and louder.We were totez over it so Josh y yo jumped on the train and hoped to find happiness somewhere else.
But everyone followed us. We thought that if we got everyone drunk, they'd be nicer to us, so we recommended going to a bar!
Polt turned his head in disgust. FDot said that we were speaking too fast. Dave S. posed, knowing that I was about to take a picture.
Jere looked out the window and pretended he wasn't in our group. Chris laughed at me and Josh as we tried to go under the train (and get dragged to hell).
Craig rolled his eyes and David asked, "What are you looking at?" Then they punched us.But no one could resist the alcohol and we ended up going to a glamorous bar!
Josh and I knew it was a long way to happy, so we drank our troubles away while the rest of the gang talked merrily about all things NOT pop culture.Then David said that since we both had kissed someone before, we were dirrrty (feat. Redman) whores and kicked us out of the bar.
We huddled against a dirty wall.
We both cried (feat Abigail's lost innocence).
14 comments:
At least they didn't steal your (and Josh's) cute shoes before kicking you out.
*smooches*
loving this. super fun.
-allie
Hilarious!! I love how you used song title's considering you went to karaoke!!
tj
Such a drama princess. You totally look like Jebus in that photo at the bar and Josh is totally rockin' the sass in his first picture.
OMG, that is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! Except for, like, everything you said.
But fun post. Love some of the pictures which you totally didn't post on facebook so the rest of us couldn't steal them and use them on our posts which was really selfish. :-(
What appropriate graffiti. David looks slightly frightening in that pic. The pressure of keeping you all from getting lost must have been getting to him.
I noticed Josh's adorable sneaks too Vuboq. I'm all about the plaid.
Vuboq & Tam: I've told Josh on several occasions that he needs to give me those shoes (yes, we even have the same shoe size). So when he was getting dressed on Sat. he was like "Look, I'm wearing the shoes you like!" And now everyone notices them....
Allie: MY IDOL?!
TJ: True (though Josh y yo use song references all the time, not only when we go to karaoke).
john: Really?? My beard's not that OOC yet.
David: Unlike y'all, I wanted my blog post to be SURPRISING in a way. I like to present NEW information in my entries, so I didn't want everyone to see the pix on Facebook before seeing them here :)
Okay, now that you've posted your surprise blog, put the photos on Facebook for all to enjoy (except for the ones from when you followed me into the bathroom - just email those to me privately).
You should have each worn a shoe from the different sets, like with the gloves.
This post is made of awesome! Great idea to tell people about the night EXACTLY the way it happened! We hated you guys! I loved your line about Dave posing on the subway. :-)
Enrickyricardo, we TOLD you NOT to tell anyone about us all kicking your asses and hating you. But now that you did, we're all gonna have to come back there and kick your asses even harder! Bitch. For serialz.
And yeah, Sassy josh's shoes are pretty rockin'.
HUGS....
Polt: If I understand this correctly, you guys will kick their asses and THEN drag them to hell?
This post is fantastic. You two look so cute/pathetic in the last frame. I just want to scoop you up and take you home.
Reasonz why I love Enrico:
"One (sweet) day (ft. Boyz II Men)"
"He then sang the classic pop song "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo."
"When Josh y yo refused to leave, everyone beat us up."
"Chris laughed at me and Josh as we tried to go under the train (and get dragged to hell)."
"Josh and I knew it was a long way to happy, so we drank our troubles away while the rest of the gang talked merrily about all things NOT pop culture."
"We both cried (feat Abigail's lost innocence)."
AND MY DEAR...THIS MADE ME CRY...I'M SERIAL:
"David said that since we both had kissed someone before, we were dirrrty (feat. Redman) whores and kicked us out of the bar."
I am shaking with laughter. THIS WAS DEAD ON. Everyone is [best track off of "Funhouse"] and no one would drag us to hell. BOOOO!
Wow, rough night! I am glad that you and Josh survived. ;)
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